Joan and Jane were the best of friends.  They would go and eat at the local hotspot all the time.  But Joan became very jealous of Jane because Jane had a new cool boyfriend.  Joan plotted with her guy friend James that they would have to kill Jane for the fun of it.  So on one of those great lunches they always had, James came and was to take Jane away, but it didn't work.  Jane's boyfriend was there and took her before Joan and James had the chance to kill Jane.
